Friday, November 25, 2011

South Korean Thanksgiving, The Second

Well Folks, it has been over a year since I first ventured to this great country of South Korea. I must say that these past 6 months have absolutely flown by. I literally blinked and my additional 6 months has already become 5. It is hard to believe that a year ago on this day, my new friend had fashioned a homemade Thanksgiving dinner using nothing but ingenuity, Costco, a toaster oven, and her two bare hands (See "A South Korean Thanksgiving" from October 2010 in the blog archives). At that point I was "Fresh Off The Boat" and I was still a little skeptical as to what I had just gotten myself into. I was only beginning to form relationships with my new coworkers, learning a new job, and enduring a major culture shock. I remember thinking "12 months is a really long time, how will I ever make it?" Yet, here I am on my 13th month in this country, feeling very comfortable with my good friends and with my new found knowledge of a place very different from where I came. I have been able to experience things I never would have dreamed possible. I have also endulged my new found coffee addiction. So, the point of this rambling is to say that I am thankful for:

A. My AMAZING friends and family. The only reason I am here is because my wonderful mother and father paid for me to take my TOEFL online certification class when I didn't have enough money. They were supportive of my decision from the moment I told them I was thinking about teaching English abroad while eating dinner at Olive Garden in Westminster. That's what parent's are for right? Also, every single person in my life, whose opinion I value, supported me 100%. I couldn't ask for better people in my life.

B. This experience. I am learning so much about the world AND myself. I wouldn't trade it for 10.8753 Trillion Dollars.

C. Stories like this one: 8 year old Anna asks "Teacher, are you drinking coffee?" I respond "Yes Anna, I am drinking coffee. I need it to keep up with all the energy you guys have." Anna replies "My mom drinks coffee too. It helps her go to the bathroom."

D. And, Reindeer Sweaters.
I asked my student if I could take a picture of his sweater, then I asked if he wanted his face in the picture. Guess how he replied...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Friday, November 11, 2011

NEW Bachelorette Pad

Most of you know that I moved into a new apartment at the beginning of November. And, like any good decorator, I have thrown myself into designing this space with gusto. It has taken two weeks and a little bit of money but I love the result. Here are the much anticipated pictures. Enjoy!

My apartment building is called "Bobos Chereville"   
The View
My New Bathroom and it has a real shower!
My New Kitchen
My New Dining Room
My New Living Room
My New Bedroom
My New Entertainment Center
My New Plants
Upgrade? I think yes. Thanks to everyone who helped me move and clean. I really love the space that I am in now. Also, I inherited a Black Thumb from my mother, so if anyone has any tips on how to care for my new dependents I would greatly appreciate it!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Goin' to the Jew

Pack your bags, we're goin' to the jew. Before you get angry, let me explain. The Korean language does not have the 'z' sound, so 'zoo' often sounds like 'jew.' It took about 10 minutes of listening to my students talk about jews, to realize they meant zoos.

Anyway, back to the story. The Seoul Zoo is located inside a magical land called Seoul Grand Park. It not only has a zoo, but a museum, amusement park, lake, 2 sky rides, and a rose garden - all located within the gorgeous hills just outside of Seoul. I hadn't expected any of this as my sky ride seat came over the first hill and I was in awe. Que: camera. I always take several pictures of these sorts of views because I like to have options for later...and it turns out that some of my options hold more than just a beautiful view. I managed to capture on film, two things that are very hard for me to describe to people who have never seen it. And I shall share them with you now.


1. The Korean Couple Fight
This sight is not uncommon in the cities of Korea. I have seen several screaming matches late at night when everyone is wandering home from the bars. But more importantly, I have seen these fights happen in broad day light when the couple is (presumably) sober. For reasons unknown to me, coffee shops are a popular place to witness such an event, and these sorts of fights are easy to spot from a mile away. The female is always sitting, tight lipped and arms crossed, as far away as she can be from her boyfriend without being at the next table, in complete and utter silence. The male is usually sitting there trying thinking of the right thing to say. Occasionally he will say something and when it is returned with silence he goes back into the depths of his mind for something else to say. (I know it doesn't sound a whole lot different from the fights American couples have, but I have never seen this frequency of silent fights in all my years in CO.) The following picture is one of the most unfortunate places that I can think of to have one of these fights.



2. The Korean Gawk
As a foreigner in a strange land, it took some time to get used to the stares you can get from some people. Over time, maybe I forgot about it or learned how to ignore it, but either way I don't notice it as often as when I first got here. It is a part of my existence in Korea. There are a wide range of looks you can receive as a foreigner here, but the one you receive the most is the hardest to describe. I guess I would say it is neither angry nor excited or surprised. And the best part about it is that the stare-er doesn't look away, even if caught by the stare-ee. As far as the following picture goes, I guess I should concede that three white girls might have been quite a sight on the sky ride that day, so can you blame them?





I would like to thank the two couples in the pictures for providing me with an unexpected source of blogworthiness and amusement. And I would like to thank you for reading!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Wet, Hot Korean Summer

I have been neglecting my blog for a month now, but trust me, it is not due to lack of material. I am going to blame my absence on a horrible little thing called: Summer Time in Korea. If you have been experiencing laziness, moodiness, dry throat caused  by constant use of the air conditioner, excessive amounts of perspiration in places you didn't know pores existed, arriving to your destination so drenched your clothes look fresh from the wash, crankiness, bile in the throat from the way large groups of people smell on the bus/subway, or irritability; you may be suffering from STK.

This disease has taken over my life for the past month. I have never experienced humidity like this in my life. Being from Colorado, I have been blessed with high summer temperatures with DRY air and amazing thunder storms. Here, the heat and monsoon season coupled with high humidity have made me miserable. This summer has taught me that two things make me a very cranky person: hunger and Summer Weather in Korea. So, needless to say but I shall say it anyway, wherever I choose to move in this world, never again will I put myself through this type of weather. Did ya hear that Florida? I will never be a resident of you.

On a positive note, I have been doing many fun things. I tried a shrimp's brain (I believe I accidentally ate some of the head that was not meant to be eaten), I went to Mud Fest (which is exactly what it sounds like, grown ups covering themselves in mud and pretending to be kids for one afternoon), I have found several local coffee shops I can support, I went ATVing for the first time in my life (and loved it), and last but not least: I have been teaching now for 10 months and I am loving most of my classes! I have decided to resign my contract and stay here until April 2012!

Now, I will leave you with a video of 2 of my favorite little girls. Helen is on the left and Alice is on the right. We all have birthdays in late August, so I decided to make a video to celebrate!




Sunday, July 31, 2011

My Korean Gym Experience

Despite the fact that there is outdoor gym equipment located everywhere in my little city, it has become apparent that, while this service is free, it is highly inadequate. So I have broken down and purchased a membership at my local gym. This gym is several ellipticals and Zoomba classes short of a Bally's or a 24 Hour Fitness, but the experience it has to offer makes it so much more. I think it is definitely fair to label Donghan Fitness Center as a "Mom and Pop" gym, seeing as how the owners went on vacation and closed it for a week, but as I said, the things I have seen almost make up for it...almost.

Upon entering the foyer of Donghan Fitness Center, one feels the cool blast of air encase your body, which is by now covered in the layer of sweat that will inevitably crop up during the walk from your house to the gym in the torturous humidity of summer. The polite/petite gym owner will greet you with a warm, friendly smile as you proceed to the locker room. Just as you do in any Korean household, it is important to remember to remove ones gym shoes before stepping into the locker room. It is here where you must be very careful. Your pale skin and light colored eyes will immediately draw the attention of any women located in the small 10' x 10' area. They will be curious about you. You are the only foreign female they have seen in their gym. You must also watch out for nudity. While you have grown up in a relatively conservative culture, these women have no shame, and are completely comfortable with their own nudity as well as everyone else's...except, of course, for yours, if you so choose to show it. If you escape this first entry into the locker room without seeing an ajuma blow drying her privates, then you should consider it a successful visit.

From here, after you awkwardly struggle to put your shoes back on, you may now proceed to the fitness area. It is a small space but has all the equipment that one might need in order to tone or build muscle. However, do not expect that same standard of equipment that you might have been used to from back home. The circuit training equipment looks as if were purchased from another gym that had to close up shop because they weren't making any money...back in 1992. The equipment is so old, the amount of weight has been hand written on every machine. Luckily for you, it is in lbs (it is unfortunate to grow up in the only country who does not use the Metric system and can therefore not understand how tall people in Korea are, or how much they weigh, or how fast they are driving, or how much weight you are lifting). There are 4 generations of treadmills, each carefully grouped together. The oldest group dates roughly back to the 1980s, while 2 other groups appear to be early and late 90s, respectively. If you are lucky, you can use the set of treadmills from circa 2002. The highlight of the gym equipment is not in the two ellipticals that stand in a corner and have not been plugged in for years, but in the several "vibrating machines" that we all of think of as popularly used in the 1950s. You stand before the machine and wrap the cord around your lower back...then you press the "on" button and let the quick vibrations melt the fat off your body.While your parents understood years ago that this contraption didn't work, the use of this machine has spread like wild fire here and shows no sign of slowing down.

Now, raise your hand if you like hot yoga. Ok, hands down. Raise your hand if you think you would like to apply this same practice to your regular work out. Hands down. It would not be surprising if you raised your hand to the first statement but not the second. One thing you must be ok with at Donghan Fitness Center, is that the fitness area has no air conditioning. The only ventilation it provides is a large fan in one corner of the room and a few open windows. As long as this severe heat and humidity is not a problem for you, then you will feel right at home at the Donghan Fitness Center.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Absurd Korean Moment #5 & #6

Absurd Korean Moment #5: Dinner or Pet?


There is no greater reminder that Korea hasn't always been a first world country than seeing a chicken tied to a tree. This was right outside my apartment building and I think the correct answer is that this pretty little gal is a pet being raised to be a dinner.

Absurd Korean Moment #6: Lazy Beauty
Now that monsoon season has ended and the sun has come out to play, many women have donned their summer sandals. A new trend that I have been observing, and can with all confidence say that I don't like, is that Korean women are only painting their big toe toenails with brightly colored nail polish. Not only is that complete laziness but it looks tacky. I am well aware that my personality is always trying to find order and uniformity in this world and this beauty trend is the complete opposite of that, but would it bother any of you to look at your toes and see the beautiful color you carefully applied to your big toe sitting next to 4 plain piggies? Thoughts?

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Classroom BLESSings

There are moments in a teacher's career when you have to take time to smile and appreciate that kids truly do say the darndest things. Kids who speak English as a second language say even more darndest things.

For example: I teach an eccentric 2nd grade student named Bless. Yes, that is correct, he chose the word bless to be his English name. When I asked him if he went to church he responded with a resounding "YES!" Anyway, one day after I entered the classroom, Bless asked me "Teacher, are you twiterplated?" Confused by the term "twiterplated" I had to comb my library of English vocabulary for words that sound like this term. After a few seconds my brain retrieved the word "twiterpated," which I have found myself using a lot lately for all of my friends in new relationships.

According to UrbanDictionary.com, being twiterpated is "the state of having fallen in love, especially at first sight." ["Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.]

I thought for a moment that this is one of the most obscure vocabulary words a second grade, low-level ESL student could possibly even know. Regardless of the way he came upon this word, he still deserved an answer. I responded with "No, I am not twiterplated. Bless are you twiterplated?" to which he replied with a discouraged "no." For a moment, me and this 7 year old Korean kid were in the same boat. For those of you still wondering where he came upon such a word, it should come as no surprise that this same class is watching Bambi with another teacher.


These are 3 girls from Bless's class. From left to right there is Betty (the one who is so scared she forgot the song), Jessica (the leader with the highest volume), and Sunny (the one who looks like she has had more fun watching paint dry). Their Korean teacher taught them this song and if you watch their hands closely, you will see they are saying "I Love You" in sign language. This, ladies and gentleman, is my life.